Is this thing on? Is everyone fucking listening to me? Good. You'd better be because I have a fucking public service announcement for all you nookbiting shitstains out there:

This place is goddamn boring as all get out!

Now that the important shit is out of the way, I am posing questions since everyone seems oh so keen on throwing up their personal ( Read more... )

So, um... I... have a question.

Um.

Ummmm.

[About two minutes later.]

Howdoyouaskagirloutifyou'renotsureifshe'dliketogooutatallwithoutlookingstupid.

[After another pause.]

[Locked to Firo]

Um, I guess... I can do training whenever you'd like to. Um. Does. Does tomorrow sound okay? Is there anything.... anything I'd. Need to bring?

Alright you motherfuckin' fairytale bastards.

I want an explanation, now, and I want it to be fucking good.

One second I'm at fuckin' school? Now I'm in a goddamn Disney movie! Fuck this. And this house I got assigned to, it's like something out of fucking year 2500, kekekeke! ... I hear water.

[the sound of a door opening, and the sound of ( Read more... )

Who left a red jellybean in my room?

[MAKES A FACE]

Because it didn't taste very good. But thanks anyways! It's the thought that counts, right?

[ooc: trigger word 'movie' :|]

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION FOR THE BRAINLESS FLESHSACKS THAT HAVE I HAVE THE MISFORTUNE OF BEING STUCK WITH.
LIKE I SAID, THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL AT BEST SO DON'T GET ANY FUCKING IDEAS IN YOUR ROTTING PANS ABOUT WHAT I'M ASKING ABOUT.
IS BEING HERE ACTUALLY A BAD THING?
YEAH, I ADDRESSED THAT TOPIC. SO FUCKING WHAT?
WHEN I WEIGH THE ( Read more... )

In the months I’ve been in Splendor, I’ve been evaluating the behavior of this world. For instance, this place had a steady stream of new inhabitants once a month. There were exceptions, though that was when there was a spike in new voices over the Seals.

That order was disrupted. A month went by where there were no new arrivals.

[There’s the ( Read more... )

[Here Splendor, have another extremely lost girl. She had made her way outside and is now wandering around outside of the City Hall building before she just. Stops.]

T-This isn't home...

[She's tense and nervous, and tears are already filling her eyes.]

Okazaki-san?

[She looks down at the Seal that's in her hand and takes a deep breath. Not ( Read more... )

[Splendor is like six times more whimsical with this rascally troll enjoying the scenery. He is totally wishing for all sorts of things to happen without realizing it and completely loving it when things suddenly burst into magical colors and talk to him ( Read more... )

( Cut for Homestuck Text underneath )

Jeez, what's with this place suddenly? There's people sleeping in the middle of the street and people kissing people sleeping everywhere!

[SHRUGS] I guess I've been spared for now, hopefully I don't drop asleep anytime soon! [and he's carrying the seal as he walks back to his place, side stepping the sleeping people on the ground, as he mumbles to ( Read more... )